CALCU BF checking my phone… BF: Babe, it’s really obvious that you’re bad in Math. Imagine, calculator is in the shortcut of your phone. Me: Ay, Oo nga no. Wahahahahaha! BF: Who on earth would put calculator in the shortcut???? Only people who are bad in math! Wahahahaha! Last Monday… Me: I was only 95lbs before we became together. Now, I’m 116!!! BF: So you gained 21 lbs??? Me: No, this is how you do it. You subtract 95 from 116. BF: Yeah, that’s what I did. Hello???? Me: It’s not 21!!! BF: Bwahahahahahaha! Me: *Covers face with pillow, dies of embarrassment, END OF STORY*
