Another Sabaw Convo: CALCU
Yesternight…
BF: Babe, it’s really obvious that you’re bad in Math. Imagine, calculator is in the shortcut of your phone.
Me: Ay, Oo nga no. Wahahahahaha!
BF: Who on earth would put calculator in the shortcut???? Only people who are bad in math! Wahahahaha!
Last Monday…
Me: I was only 95lbs before we became together. Now, I’m 116!!!
BF: So you gained 21 lbs???
Me: No, this is how you do it. You subtract 95 from 116.
BF: Yeah, that’s what I did. Hello????
Me: It’s not 21!!!
BF: Bwahahahahahaha!
Me: *Covers face with pillow, dies of embarrassment, END OF STORY*
